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Be the reason HR adds a 'Don't summon ancient evils' clause to the employee handbook

Be the reason HR adds a 'Don't summon ancient evils' clause to the employee handbook

avatar Zoe ZZZ
MANAGER: Your attitude needs adjusting. ME: So does your leadership, but apparently accountability doesn't travel upward. 🤷‍♀️

MANAGER: Your attitude needs adjusting. ME: So does your leadership, but apparently accountability doesn't travel upward. 🤷‍♀️

avatar Zoe ZZZ
COMPANY POLICIES SICK DAYS We no longer accept a doctor's note as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work. PERSONAL DAYS Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday and Sunday. VACATION DAYS All employees will take their vacation at the same time every year. Vacation day

COMPANY POLICIES SICK DAYS We no longer accept a doctor's note as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work. PERSONAL DAYS Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday and Sunday. VACATION DAYS All employees will take their vacation at the same time every year. Vacation day

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Them- "you can't just say that to a supervisor" Me- "that's why no one will remember your name"

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Me watching that coworker who does absolutely nothing leave early

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COMING IN LATE TO WORK (But outsmarting the system) Hey, hey, hey, hey, why are you late? On the advice of counsel, I respectfully decline to answer based upon my rights under the Fifth Amendment to the Constitution.

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